The story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging.
5: Little Rick
9:45 AM
rick
Yeah
that gray cat is outside again
So?
what do you mean so
So... why are you telling me this?
omg its like you dont even know me man
you realize what its like to sit in here all day by myself
while this punk hangs out on my lawn
acting like he owns the place
You talk the same way about the UPS man.
that guy is a bitch
Is this going somewhere?
why does everything have to go somewhere with you
Because I'm busy, I work.
i know ive been meaning to talk to you about that
10:37 AM
rick
LOU
what
what
rick
WHAT
i need you to start leaving the tv on
Absolutely not.
why
It's a waste of energy.
ouch
2:45 PM
rick
What?
can i get a puppy
3:07 PM
rick
Can this wait?
no
Ok what
i made something for you
I don't like the sound of that.
no no wait til you see it
Ok, you made something out of what?
love
and clay
3:19 PM
and poopies
4:52 PM
rick
On my way out the door Lou, what is it
its a poopie puppy
I'm sure it's fantastic. See you in twenty.
i call it little rick
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