The story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging.
3: Of Spoons and Spiders
10:17 AM
rick
rick
You don't have to do that, just say something and I'll see it.
rick
WHAT
im bored
Lou, I'm busy.
hey you know that thing on the mantle
You're going to have to be more specific.
the spoon thing
My mom's spoon collection, sure. What about it?
nothing
What happened Lou
its on the floor now
You knocked it over?!
i didnt say that
Well how did it get there?
you know maybe if this is how its going to be i just wont tell you about stuff like this
That is the only thing my mother cares about Lou. Did it break?
how the hell would i know
Well look at it!
all i know is its on the floor man
12:42 PM
rick
rick
rick
You don't have to do that!
hey man there is like a huge spider web by my box
I'll clean it out when I get home.
i have to go now though
rick
rick
You'll have to just brave it out or hold it Lou.
im not going in there
Then you can wait.
look rick i didnt want it to come to this but you left the basket full of clean clothes sitting on your bed
Louis, I swear to God if you do that again...
Lou?
1:21 PM
rick
WHAT
im trying to do the right thing and you are making that very difficult
I have meetings Lou. Do what you have to do I guess. Please use the box.
why did you even set this thing up
What thing?
this talking thing
So you could contact me in case you.. god dammit.
what
rick
rick
I'll be home in 20 minutes.
im gonna take back some of the things i said about you rick
Shut up.