Louis vs. Rick • Episode 10: The Naughty List

10: The Naughty List

10:24 AM

rick

What

what did you get me for christmas

Nothing.

seriously

I don't know Lou, you're kind of on the naughty list this year.

rick

seriously

Alright, I got you something, but I'm not telling.

well i can just look

where is it

It's supposed to be a surprise, that's the point.

the point is giving rick

the point is being part of something bigger than yourself rick

rick

the point is love

Right. Not telling.

ok well im gonna go look brb

Wait please don't

please

11:03 AM

rick

Just tell me how bad the damage is.

what damage

Never mind. What do you need?

i cant find it

I know Lou, it's called "hiding". You're not supposed to find it.

but i want to know what it is

Don't spoil the surprise. Wait til Christmas.

ok ill go look some more

LOU WAIT

11:40 AM

rick

12:11 PM

rick

im like super frustrated

i emptied both bookcases

went through your closet and your dresser

moved all the stuff on the pantry shelves

i even cleared the mantle though now that i think about it thats a silly place to hide something lol

anyway nothing

i didnt want to do this but youre gonna have to give me a hint

rick

12:32 PM

Oh my god LOU

LOUIS

My mother is going to be there in like an hour

DO NOT DESTROY THE HOUSE

Dammit Lou

12:49 PM

no way

i didnt know grandma was coming thats awesome

i love grandma rick

I know you do.

and dont worry about the house everything is fine i just moved some stuff

i think it looks better to tell you the truth

Lou, stop. Listen.

I need you to wait, and to stop looking.

this would go faster if you give me that hint

No. Focus, Lou. You have to stop, I'm telling you to stop and just wait for Mom.

i will wait for grandma

Good. Cool.

1:35 PM

rick

What

grandma is here rick

im gonna go look some more now whats the hint

No no no, now you can just hang out with Mom instead of looking.

haha no for real whats the hint

LOU, STOP. Please put Mom on.

on here

Yes, I want to chat with her

wait one

RICHARD

Mom?

THIS IS YOUR MOTHER

I FIXED YOUR STUCK CAPS LOCK

Glued, technically, but ok.

So Mom, I need you to keep an eye on Lou, he's been trying to find his Christmas present.

SAY NO MORE ILL HELP HIM LOOK

Actually

please

Mom

Mom?

2:22 PM

RICHARD

Mom, you don't have to do that

WHAT

RICHARD

Never mind. What.

RICHARD I HAVE TO SAY I'M DISAPPOINTED IN THE WAY YOU'RE KEEPING YOUR HOUSE

IT IS AN ABSOLUTE WRECK HERE, JUST AN EMBARRASSMENT

I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND

I do, I have a girlfriend.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY

Thanks.

Mom.

THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU, RICHARD MONTGOMERY DICKENS

3:13 PM

RICHARD

OH GOD RICHARD MY SPOONS

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPOONS

3:50 PM

RICHARD

What

I THINK WE MAY HAVE FOUND IT

I don't think I even care anymore

IS IT THIS ROMANTIC SPA GETAWAY

What? No.

I'm not taking my cat on a spa trip

THEN IS IT FOR ME? WE CAN'T FIND MINE EITHER

NO!

WHAT DID YOU GET ME

MOM. STOP. LISTEN.

LOUIS IS TEARING THE HOUSE APART

I NEED YOU TO STOP HIM

AND I NEED YOU BOTH TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS

BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW

4:24 PM

Mom?

4:40 PM

rick

what did you do to grandma

oh rick

rick you cant talk to your mom like that

youll be lucky if she talks to you at all this week

im not angry so much as disappointed

shes right though

now that she mentions it the house could use some work

wait

lol

montgomery

5:14 PM

rick

what

still stumped over here

driving us crazy

Fine, I'll just give it to you when I get home

no no no i want to find it man just give me a hint

wait

waiiiiit

inside the couch cushions

diabolical rick

LOU WAIT

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