Lou, are you there?

Ok I know you're there, but when are you planning on telling me what's wrong?

It's been more than a week since you even looked at me.

I think I know what this is about. Emily is a good friend of mine, ok?

I know you might be feeling a little bit intruded upon. I get that.

But I need you to be mature about this.

Then what's with the silent treatment?

So tell me why you've been angry, at least. Is it Emily?

So it's about her spending the night.

She's not a tramp, she's very special.

Ok, well anyway...

I'm glad you're not angry anymore.

I just want things to be back the way they were, ok?

Emily is going to be part of my life and you need to learn to deal with that.

So are you two getting along?

Gone? But she was sick, I thought she'd probably be there all day.

...and why would she do that?

LOU! Why'd you pee on her sweater?

Lou, you can't be reacting like that to something so stupid. So let me get this straight, you peed on her sweater while it was on your spot? So you basically peed on your spot...

Tell me you didn't pee on Emily

Louis.

LOU

I just spoke with Emily.

She's really, really angry Lou. I don't think she's going to come back to the house unless I can promise her you've settled down.

I'm very upset. You can't interfere with my personal life like this.