Louis vs. Rick • Episode 17: Ghoulish Vs. Sick

17: Ghoulish Vs. Sick

11:24 AM

rick

yar

what are you gonna be for halloween

I don't know, I don't think I have time to get anything together before tonight

well are you gonna take me out then

take you out?

trick or treating

No.

why not

I don't want to suddenly be known as the guy who takes his cat trick or treating, that's why.

and what exactly would be wrong with that

Your failure to understand that is exactly what's wrong with it.

im tired of staying in for halloween rick

i have to watch these kids come to the door

in their dumb costumes

and all they do is grab at our candy

they dont even look at my costume

ive had some really good costumes rick

For a cat, sure

for anyone rick

remember my gene rayburn

i sold that rick

That you did.

I especially enjoyed the panel of toys

happy carrot got drunk just like on match game

If you mean you knocked a full cup of cider over on him, then yes, he was completely hammered.

and the year before that

remember

How could I forget.

i think i nailed the jackie kennedy look

The dress was great.

Good hair.

Although personally I felt the whole "scrambling out the back of the litterbox" move was in poor taste

yeah well

doesnt matter

like i said nobody pays any attention

I don't think that's true

The kids really seemed to like your Garfield outfit

i will never ever forgive you for that

Well show some good judgment and it won't have to happen again

pfft judgment

Yes, judgment. Tiger Woods, while clever, stopped being a wise choice when you introduced the blow up doll.

bap bap bap bap bap

anyway

you gotta get me out on the streets rick

Why, what are you going as this year?

well

i was thinking this year i wanted to go as someone i really respect

a personal hero

someone who is always there for me

but i dont think anyone would know who sgt mcfuzzies is so i thought id go as you instead

ME?

yeah i need some help though

i picked out some fat pillows but need you to strap them on me somehow

Hey

and i need some help making like a really dumb looking wig

Hey!

oh and i need you to get me one of those things ladies wear

Hey--wait what

and you could go as me rick

itll be awesome

you could be all like meeooowwww meeooowww

and you could lick your paws

and be super cool

finger guns and stuff

and i could be all duuuuuurrrrrr duuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr and like

i dont know

fat i guess

Like I said, I don't think I have time for anything, let alone a convincing cat.

ok well i didnt want to leave you out but you should know

bodega ray offered to take me out if you cant

we were gonna do like a superhero team

hes bodega death-ray

and get this

im the caaaaat phaaaaantoooooom

looking to solve some crimes and haul some serious candy rick

I don't know Lou, letting you out for this just sounds like trouble

rick pleeeeeeeeease

And I don't know Ray that well

riiiiiiick come ooooooooon

I'm definitely not helping you dress up like a stupid-looking version of me

rick

riiiick

caaaaaaaaaat phaaaaaaaantooooooooom rick

ill be awesome

kids will love it

and rick

rick

you can have half of my candy

You'll owe me more than that when you screw this up.

oh thank you rick you wont regret this

Bet I will.

2:55 PM

rick

what

where do we keep the extra toilet paper

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