Episode 10: The Naughty List
what did you get me for christmas
I don't know Lou, you're kind of on the naughty list this year.
Alright, I got you something, but I'm not telling.
well i can just look
where is it
It's supposed to be a surprise, that's the point.
the point is giving rick
the point is being part of something bigger than yourself rick
the point is love
Right. Not telling.
ok well im gonna go look brb
Wait please don't
Just tell me how bad the damage is.
Never mind. What do you need?
i cant find it
I know Lou, it's called "hiding". You're not supposed to find it.
but i want to know what it is
Don't spoil the surprise. Wait til Christmas.
ok ill go look some more
im like super frustrated
i emptied both bookcases
went through your closet and your dresser
moved all the stuff on the pantry shelves
i even cleared the mantle though now that i think about it thats a silly place to hide something lol
i didnt want to do this but youre gonna have to give me a hint
Oh my god LOU
My mother is going to be there in like an hour
DO NOT DESTROY THE HOUSE
i didnt know grandma was coming thats awesome
i love grandma rick
I know you do.
and dont worry about the house everything is fine i just moved some stuff
i think it looks better to tell you the truth
Lou, stop. Listen.
I need you to wait, and to stop looking.
this would go faster if you give me that hint
No. Focus, Lou. You have to stop, I'm telling you to stop and just wait for Mom.
i will wait for grandma
grandma is here rick
im gonna go look some more now whats the hint
No no no, now you can just hang out with Mom instead of looking.
haha no for real whats the hint
LOU, STOP. Please put Mom on.
Yes, I want to chat with her
THIS IS YOUR MOTHER
I FIXED YOUR STUCK CAPS LOCK
Glued, technically, but ok.
So Mom, I need you to keep an eye on Lou, he's been trying to find his Christmas present.
SAY NO MORE ILL HELP HIM LOOK
Mom, you don't have to do that
Never mind. What.
RICHARD I HAVE TO SAY I'M DISAPPOINTED IN THE WAY YOU'RE KEEPING YOUR HOUSE
IT IS AN ABSOLUTE WRECK HERE, JUST AN EMBARRASSMENT
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND
I do, I have a girlfriend.
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY
THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU, RICHARD MONTGOMERY DICKENS
OH GOD RICHARD MY SPOONS
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPOONS
I THINK WE MAY HAVE FOUND IT
I don't think I even care anymore
IS IT THIS ROMANTIC SPA GETAWAY
I'm not taking my cat on a spa trip
THEN IS IT FOR ME? WE CAN'T FIND MINE EITHER
WHAT DID YOU GET ME
MOM. STOP. LISTEN.
LOUIS IS TEARING THE HOUSE APART
I NEED YOU TO STOP HIM
AND I NEED YOU BOTH TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS
BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW
what did you do to grandma
rick you cant talk to your mom like that
youll be lucky if she talks to you at all this week
im not angry so much as disappointed
shes right though
now that she mentions it the house could use some work
still stumped over here
driving us crazy
Fine, I'll just give it to you when I get home
no no no i want to find it man just give me a hint
inside the couch cushions
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