Episode 9 : Survey Says

9:51 AM
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whaaaaaaat
10:17 AM
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10:44 AM
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what did you do with the remote
11:01 AM
do we have any baking soda
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never mind found it
did you know theres broken glass all over the pantry floor
btw i know what youre thinking and dont worry
im just making a volcano
also i know what else youre thinking and dont worry about that either
im using the litter from my box and not the fresh stuff
11:49 AM
found the remote too
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it was in that locked cabinet for some reason
do you know what channel vh1 classic is on
12:08 PM
how about game show network
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12:30 PM
i could totally host this show
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mittens blum was so dumb
now you say how dumb was he
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ok
mittens blum was so dumb
he fell asleep by the fireplace and his tail caught on blank
lol
will you buy me a skinny microphone
12:57 PM
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do you ever try on ladies shoes
just to see what theyre like
1:27 PM
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gift
delightful
priceless
giiiiift
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giiiiiiiift
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ok
the password was poopies
1:59 PM
whats a sawzall
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do we have a credit card
2:17 PM
found it
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fyi its really hard for me to open your dresser
2:31 PM
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play or pass
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play or pass
ok ill play for you
big bucks rick
no whammies
no whammies
stop
uh oh
2:57 PM
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lets puhhlaaaaaaay the feeeuuuuuuud
louis
and
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rrrreeeaadyyy for aaactiooooon
one hundred cats surveyed
top five answers are on the board
name something cats do to show their people that they love them
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you have to buzz in
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ok
buuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzz
that was me buzzing in for you
you have to buzz in
ok say like purring or something
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ok
buuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzz
that was the strike one buzz
now i go
shoooowww meeeeeee poopies
dingdingdingdingdingdingding
thats the sound like i was right because poopies
poopies rick
poopies is the number one answer
btw my box needs scooping pretty bad
3:41 PM
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what does m4m mean
actually never mind
how do you unsend email
4:45 PM
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you can have whats behind door number three
or you can take what i left in my box for you
i am prepared to take back two things i said about you
if you take whats in the box
three things
four things rick
rick i will take back five things i said about you if you take the box
rick i will take back six things and thats my final offer
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ok
rick wants door number three
show him whats behind door number three
it was a donkey
you shouldve taken the box
5:16 PM
lol i have got to get one of those skinny microphones
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seriously though we need to talk about my box its a disaster
5:34 PM
wtf
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